Caption translation for this Discovery Channel ad in the Netherlands:

NOT FOR WOMEN’S EYES

Discovery Channel has television men want to watch. Exciting, smart, interesting, adventurous, and most of all real. Watch for yourself.

I know that, as a woman, I hate smart, interesting stuff. It’s just too hard to understand and it makes my brain hurt. I try to watch TV that is stupid, boring, cautious, and totally fake.

Source: Sociological Images